Digital Vegetarian

Well, sometimes you just have to let the

out of the

right.

Anyways, everything you will ever need to know about SEO is available at www.uberseocompany.com.

With a tagline like this: UBER SEO COMPANY: YOUR EXGIRLFRIEND SAID THAT YOU LIKE IT ON TOP! - they just can’t be beat. Look what these cats offer for their ala carte items:

Add-on Pricing

• Too many annoying telephone calls to us - $143.58 per call extra

• 3rd stupid question or more of the day - $57.49

• Misspelled words on emails to us - $15.72 per word

• Unauthorized testimonials or similar of our service (complaining) - $764.85 per paragraph

• Removal of all flashy backgrounds - $425.82

• Going against (again) our advice - $171.84 per hour (see Vinny)

• Generation X or Y compatible - $278.16

• Consumer initiated marketing - $172.94

• Reputation management (PR) - $3,118.52 (have to charge so much since we have no idea how to do this… outsource)

• Thinking outside of the box - $168.47 (just thoughts… most will not be good)

Plus many more custom add-ons that haven’t been decided upon until you become a client. (Such as renaming files for you in a manner that is useful - bob.mp3? -> artist-album.mp3)